It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

Canada: A few acres of snow.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.