Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.