The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.

Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.