This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Politics is applesauce.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.