We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

There ought to be one day – just one – where there is open season on senators.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.