Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.
Tag: Will Rogers
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing — and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.