If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better… while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.