I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.
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Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded – dead.