If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Category: Inspirational
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A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.