She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.