Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
Category: Inspirational
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.”
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.