How could I lose to such an idiot?
Category: Inspirational
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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
I would have made a good Pope.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of my faculties, to make myself dull enough to be accepted as a serious person by the British public.