There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Category: Inspirational
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
