My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
No one ever told me grief felt so much like fear.