The computer is a moron.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.