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I find it

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Most modern calendars

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Is fuel efficiency

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

A celebrity is

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.