I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Category: Inspirational
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived.
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year-old men more.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
