My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
Category: Inspirational
Actions lie louder than words.
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
