God is love, but get it in writing.
Category: Inspirational
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Nothing succeeds like address.
Oregano is the spice of life.
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
