When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Category: Inspirational
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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.