I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Category: Inspirational
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I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant — and let the air out of their tires.
My favorite animal is steak.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
My father was often angry when I was most like him.
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.