Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Category: Inspirational
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
A man is so in the way in the house.
Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
Living in a vacuum sucks.