A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Category: Inspirational
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart.
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.
Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.
