Having something to say is overrated.
Category: Inspirational
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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
I rely on my personality for birth control.
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.