How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Category: Inspirational
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.