If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and then they marry him.
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.