In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.
Category: Inspirational
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.’
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.