An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
Category: Inspirational
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
