I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Category: Inspirational
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
