I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.