Communism is like one big phone company.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.