Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.
To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves.
People would never fall in love if they had not heard love talked about.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.