An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
The world belongs to the energetic.
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.