What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter which lie close together to keep each other warm.
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
There is no accountability in the public school system – except for coaches. You know what happens to a losing coach. You fire him. A losing teacher can go on losing for 30 years and then go to glory.
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.