He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise.
It is a curious thing … that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.