Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.