An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg, another grabbed a wing, another got the neck, all pulling hard, and they realize now they could kill the goose if they keep this up.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.