Success is a great deodorant.
Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life… Higher emotions, and table manners.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists – that is why they invented hell.
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
When solving a “panic” you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system.
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle – so all is peace.