Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country really needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Good habits result from resisting temptation.
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.