The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have – and I think he is a dirty little beast.
He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a bureaucracy, it helps to know what part of it feels pain. Be very sure, though, that you want its full attention.