All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian.
The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas.
We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.
The great tragedy of science – the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another