The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
Man is what he believes.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse – as a man shoots himself.
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.