You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind?