Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
It is most unwise for people in love to marry
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.