At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further.
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose your shirt.
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.