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Why does a

Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Man is not

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.

Noah must have

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

And it came

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

If one advances

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.