You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.