We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth – he could not even lie.
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.