On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.