I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.